Forget “posting”. I don’t “post” anymore. “Posting” is for babies and morons. I’m much more sophisticated and mature, ergo I “Publish” my toots about toilets and butts and wee-wees and hoo-haws.

Managed to introduce "synergistic frictivation" into the company lexicon after using it in a strategy document to test if anyone reads them. Now, senior management uses it in presentations as if it's gospel. Last week, someone suggested we "frictivate our verticals".

Shore at Tarn Hows.

📷 Pentax KX
🎞️ Kodak Portra 400
🔭 Pentax M 50mm/1.7
⚗️ Come Through Lab

#BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography #AnalogPhotography #35mm #LakeDistrict #TheLakes #Cumbria

Always expect the unexpected. What would have been a less than average Timelapse, saved by the sun. I couldn’t be bothered adding title page or music. I might do at some point. The camera battery died on 500 images and missed most of a very nice sunset.
#timelapse #dunnottarcastle #stonehaven #sonyrx100mk7 #aberdeenshire #scotland

#Leprous - Acquired Taste (Live 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmUg_37zVEI

#NP #NowPlaying

It was the smurf of times. It was the smurf of times.

it must feel really good if you're a jewel and you get heisted

#cat

Drinking coffee in our #mastodon mugs today 🤓

the productivity preventer is here

Sometimes it is very easy to de-anonymize redacted documents
https://media.defense.gov/2025/Sep/17/2003800984/-1/-1/0/CG-115_INTERVIEW-DEEP-SEA-EXPLORER_REDACTED.PDF

I bought a roll of white cardboard to use as a background for product photos in preparation for launching the new #Plushtodon, but naturally, I also used it to update the photos for the previous model. (A few of them still remain on our US shop!)