i was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me
i was a functioning alcoholic 'til nobody noticed my new aesthetic

#iloveyouitsruiningmylife #fortnight #ttpd #thetorturedpoetsdepartment

@jay facts ⭐

@jay fuuckkk 🤤🤤🤤

Those were simpler times.

Sounds dangerous.

I wish her the best.

@Itskilian 😍😍😍

That blows my mind.

This is the ideal direction for science to be progressing. We do not need ai creating shitty plagiarized art, we need to invent healthier sprinkles.

#savethebeagle

Hung low.

Mouth watering.

We've been robbed.

@lowqualityfacts legit FACTS 🤣

I should be able to retire when I'm 100,000 years old.

Makes you think.

@jay woof!!!

Difficult problems require creative solutions.

@billzismyname so handsome!!!

I don't get why everyone is freaking out over Trump saying "LONG LIVE THE KING!". We don't know the context here. Maybe he was eating Burger King when he wrote this. He could have been listening to Elvis, or reading King Lear. Stop jumping to the most logical conclusion right away.