Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Augh! I enjoyed the Billiard Room puzzles in Blue Prince right up until the point that they gave a giant 🖕 to colorblind players.

Not cool!

May 06, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social
Very vague Blue Prince Spoiler

There's a way that you can trigger cutscenes in the game, and one of them made me think about how it would be pretty incredible if the game suddenly turned into a survival horror a dozen hours in.

(It does not.)

May 03, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Got to the credits in Blue Prince! Somewhat unexpectedly too, thought I was on a bad run at first.

Of course this is also the type of game that says "cool! You 'won'! Now go figure out the rest of the mysteries!" so I'm not done with it. Very worthwhile!

May 03, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Hollywood: We're making a live action film where the protagonist is an entirely CG character.

Audiences: Boo! Gross! We hate it!

Hollywood: They're a furry widdle guy with big eyes.

Audiences: We love them and require plushies immediately.

May 01, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Good luck with today's election, Canadian friends! If I can offer a bit of an American perspective: We're not doing great over here, and it's probably going to get worse. I don't recommend voting for any politicians that are eager to tie you to a clearly sinking ship.

April 28, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Despite all the pre-order sites falling over I actually managed to snag a Switch 2 pre-order!

April 24, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

There's a lot of news stories that I have Opinions™️ about that I am better off not sharing because I'm a Google employee.

But hooooo boy is my resolve being tested right now. 😓

April 23, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Reading Math Papers for Programmers. I'm gonna have to keep this one bookmarked because I can never remember these conventions.

https://mini.gmshaders.com/p/readingmath

April 22, 2025