Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Doodling with my kid. He brought home a book about drawing "cute food" (which all seemed to involve animals curling up on/in said food), so have some mouse boba.

September 14, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

A distressing amount of my (and my coworkers) time lately has been spent on "No reasonable program would ever actually try to do this, and in fact Vulkan and Friends forbid it, BUT the GL spec technically allows it AND it blows up real good on driver XYZ, so it's a WebGL problem now."

September 11, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

I have no interest in folding phones, regardless of which company makes them, but I gotta admit that the frosted glass transition Apple does when you open or close the phone is real slick. Give the engineer who wrote that shader a cookie.

September 10, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Yeah, sure, there's an Apple Keynote, but let's be honest: we're all just waiting for JerryRigEverything to get his hands on the new foldy thing, right?

September 09, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

"Dear, why is that child staring at us?"

"Shh! That's a Main Character! Ignore it and maybe it'll go away."

"How do you know?"

"Just look at him! Kid's hat has more texture resolution than the two of us combined! His shield has more polys than half the townsfolk. He. Has. Actual. HAIR!"

September 08, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

I've had this mouse for 21 years, pulling it out of my parts drawer whenever I needed a wired device, and tonight it finally gave out. Pressing [F] to pay respects. 🫡

September 05, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Having more fun on this little WebGPU side project than anything I've worked on in a while!

September 02, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

After a bunch of work on invisible code architecture, my current personal WebGPU project has finally hit the point where I get to mess with the fun graphical techniques. :)

August 29, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Saw some of the GTA 6 footage that was released and it's truly remarkable what they're pulling off with the rendering! It's a shame I have zero interest in the game itself.

If I'm going to play a game where the whole point is to run around causing chaos and making NPCs miserable, I'd rather be a goose while I do it.

August 29, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Pleased/concerned that after blindly throwing together a new glTF parser from spare parts in scraps of free time over the course of a couple of weeks, it actually worked the very first time I tried to render something with it!

August 28, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Came across this quick breakdown of the rendering in Animal Well. There's more going on here than I would have suspected! Excellent game, by the way.

https://youtu.be/HtaleVLNws8

August 27, 2026
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

He finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.

August 27, 2026