Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

You want a 3D printed WebGPU logo for your desk, right? I mean, who wouldn't? https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:7044431

4 hours ago
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Great interview about cutting edge game engine tech! Also, I love how he is *constantly* calling out the individuals and partner teams that worked on various parts of the engine.

https://youtu.be/DZfhbMc9w0Q

2 days ago
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Imp: How long has the Slayer been staring at the floor?

Cultists: 30 minutes. He's trying to decipher the hidden meaning of the pentagram of entrails.

Imp: There... isn't any? We're demons, we just like pentagrams?

Cultist: Look, he jumped into this directly from Blue Prince. Give him some time.

5 days ago
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Excerpt from my Chrome patch today, presented without comment.

May 14, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

There was a blimp hovering near the Googleplex this morning (probably over Moffett airfield?) Also there was a drone hovering around one of the Google buildings, and they probably didn't have anything to do with one another but I'm gonna assume they're friends. 😁

May 13, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Don't know much about the new Pope, but I gotta say that going with an American at this point in history is certainly a choice. As a group we don't exactly have a great track record for making important decisions lately.

May 09, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Augh! I enjoyed the Billiard Room puzzles in Blue Prince right up until the point that they gave a giant 🖕 to colorblind players.

Not cool!

May 06, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social
Very vague Blue Prince Spoiler

There's a way that you can trigger cutscenes in the game, and one of them made me think about how it would be pretty incredible if the game suddenly turned into a survival horror a dozen hours in.

(It does not.)

May 03, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Got to the credits in Blue Prince! Somewhat unexpectedly too, thought I was on a bad run at first.

Of course this is also the type of game that says "cool! You 'won'! Now go figure out the rest of the mysteries!" so I'm not done with it. Very worthwhile!

May 03, 2025
Brandon Jones
tojiro@mastodon.social

Hollywood: We're making a live action film where the protagonist is an entirely CG character.

Audiences: Boo! Gross! We hate it!

Hollywood: They're a furry widdle guy with big eyes.

Audiences: We love them and require plushies immediately.

May 01, 2025